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♥~*~♥ Recipe for a Vodka Christmas Cake ♥~*~♥....... lol

♥~*~♥ Recipe for a Vodka Christmas Cake ♥~*~♥

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.
First....Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl...
Check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the Vodka again.
Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
Merry Christmas y’all n10.gif?v=122

♥~*~♥ 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 2020 ♥~*~♥

♥ 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRiSTMAS 2020 ♥
'Twas the year 2020, and all through the house, every creature was stirring, from Human to Mouse. The stockings were tossed on the chimney, who cares; it's been months since we entertained, would Saint Nick even dare? The children were nestled all snug in their beds as visions of rubber gloves danced in their heads. and Mama in her gaiter and me and my mask, had just settled our brains for a long cleaning task. When out on the roof there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my mop to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash. I peeked through the shutter, barely touching the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow; gave me faith that someday we'd have somewhere to go. When what do my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight spotless reindeer. With a little old driver decked out in full gear, I knew in a moment we'd have Christmas this year! More safely than Hazmat the reindeer they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. Now Clorox! Now Pine-Sol! Now Lysol and Purex! On Comet! On Purell! On Top Job and Germ-X! Wipe the top of the porch! Then the top of the wall! Now wipe away! Wipe away! Wipe away all! As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they finished and then took a jump to the sky. So up to the housetop the reindeer they flew. With a sleigh full of masks, and Saint Nicholas too! And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof: the pawing of each little rubber gloved hoof.
As I pulled up my mask and was turning around, Down the chimney a big bucket came with a bound! It was covered in plastic from bottom to top, and the contents were sterile, despite the long drop. I missed seeing his eyes and his dimples so merry. But this virus prevents that, these times are so scary. I imagined his face and his little round belly, That shook when he laughed like hand sanitizer jelly; but I saw him outside though, as he stood near his sleigh, and I laughed when I saw him, from six feet away... With a wink of his eye and a wave of his hand, I felt warm inside, Santa too understands. And without a word, I went right to my work. I filled all our stockings, then turned with a jerk.... Laying a finger aside of his mask, The reindeer rose up, they had finished their task. He waved to me then, to his team gave a shout, and socially distancing, quickly flew out. But I heard him proclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, We will all be all right!!! n38.gif?v=122

~*~ ♥ Baby I'm a want you - Bread ♥ ~*~

~*~ ♥ Baby I'm a want you - Bread ♥ ~*~

 

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Chances are ~*~ Bob Seger and Martina McBride

Chances are  ~*~ Bob Seger and Martina McBride  w/lyrics

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ST3u4potq0