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The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm". Today I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I am a child of God, a man of faith and a Warrior of Christ .......I am the storm". Author unknown

A man asked his wife, "What would do if I told you I won the lottery"? She answered, "I'd take half and leave you". He said "I won $12 here's your $6 and keep in touch".

It turns out a major study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Makes sense to me, I mean I've never eaten a monkey.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working". I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working just fine.

If a Southern Woman says "What did you say?" She isn't asking you to repeat it.
She's asking if you're good with Jesus....cause you're about to meet Him.

Two cowboys standing at the bar drinking with one of them looking out over the tables. As he studies the crowd he's looking hard at this one gal. He elbows his buddy and says "look ain't that ole Hortense over there"? His buddy turns around and says "nah, she looks pretty relaxed to me". duh!!!
Two ole drunk cowboys stumbled out of the honky tonk and as they walked past the row of cars, one noticed this ole dog rolled over on it's back licking himself. "I wish I could do that" he said. His buddy said "You might want to pet him first".!!
These aren't very funny times folks, with all the sickness, droughts, wild fires, Queens dieing and crazies with guns it's almost like a world I don't recognise. Some we can correct ourselves the others, we might want to pray and ask for help with those.